Jingle Jangle Jewellery (x3)
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Bonk my bum

Jingle Jangle Jewellery (x2)
Rock me chocolate starfish (x2)
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Stuff my buffalo bullets
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Come and chuck your muck

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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Lap me Cadbury alley
I'm not just a shirt lifter
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Up the chocolate speedway
Choke your chicken
Lucky jolly-ho

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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Time to chuck your muck over your sister's jubblies
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Time to rip the turkey
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Up the Christmas tree

Hop me chuff mountain (X2)
I'm a chutney farmer
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Comme and eat me clagnuts
Come and a have a clam smacker
Up me curry bunghole
Take it up my bum

Lap me coco sombrero (x2)
Come and suck me clinkers
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I'm a council gritter (x2)
Come and ride a wang
Right up me hole

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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Jingle Jangle (x4)
Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Up me chocolate masher
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Come and get me wang

I'm an old poofter (x2)
Jingle Jangle Jewellery (x2)
Come and ride me wang
Up your chutney locker
I'm no fatty
But I'm a big fat queer

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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
I'm churning shit
Sideways sideways
Come and get me wang
Ride it up my wheelchair
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Come and suck my fleshy trousers worm

Come and get me wang (X2)
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Show me your fanny
Up the Gary Glitter
All wrapped in plastic
Come show me your gravy gap, your chuff

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