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In any city, in any country, go to any courthouse or lawyer's office you can get yourself to, and at the front desk claim you have an appointment with "The Holder of Denial". If the attendant looks at you like they do not understand or say they have no time for kidding, then the Holder is away or busy, come back another week, preferably close to a new moon (if you have an appointment on a full moon, you will not make it, no matter how many protection you can draw from your other Objects). Do not insist nor come back before at least a week, the Holder and his flock do not take kindly on people forcing themselves...

If, on the other hand, they looks you in the eye with pure sizzling contempt and calls you a liar and a usurpator, then you're on the right way. Reply with a calm, slightly bemused voice, that you are, indeed telling the truth, yo do have. Suggest she may have forgotten to do it, and they will lash at you, now foaming with anger,claiming their work is always perfect. Simply insist you have an appointment, of most urgent matters, and keep lying that you are free of any doubt and perfectly earnest. Never give in to the irritation that will come from the hysteria of the attendant nor retaliate to the lashes, or they will call for security, and what happens in torture camps is a scout trip in the forest compared to what they will do to you and how long it will last (a small hint : it will never end, not even after Reality dies).

After a moment, the attendant will seem to calm down, and will give you directions to a room, go there and open the door without warning, forcing your presence on the people inside without greetings. When they call you rude, state that you have, indeed knocked and presented yourself, they will grow angry and team up on you, beating you up. Their strenght and rage will be more than tangible, but do not flinch or concede you were lying at any time, unless it is to tell an even bigger lie